>NICKNAMES
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>   If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call
>   each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
>
>   If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer
>   to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
>
>
>   EATING OUT
>
>   When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in
>   $20, even though it's only for $32.50.None of them will have anything
>   smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
>
>   When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>
>
>   MONEY
>
>   A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
>
>   A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
>
>
>   BATHROOMS
>
>   A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
>   razor,a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
>
>   The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A
>   man would not be able to identify most of these items.
>
>
>   ARGUMENTS
>
>   A woman has the last word in any argument.
>
>   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
>
>   CATS
>
>   Women love cats.
>
>   Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
>
>
>   FUTURE
>
>   A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>
>   A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
>
>   SUCCESS
>
>   A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>
>   A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>
>   MARRIAGE
>
>   A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>
>   A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
>
>
>   DRESSING UP
>
>   A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
>   garbage,
>
>   answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
>
>   A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
>
>
>   NATURAL
>
>   Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>
>   Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
>
>   OFFSPRING
>
>   Ah, children.A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
>   Dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret
>
>  fears
>   and hopes and dreams.
>
>   A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>
>
>   THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
>
>   Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
>   people remembering the same thing.
>